Please don't buy this fudge.

Please don’t buy this fudge if you are trying to be good this week.

Please don’t buy it if you expect neat edges or perfect slices.
It is handmade. That means it looks like it was made by a person.

Please don’t buy this fudge if you are looking for a reason.
There isn’t one.
It exists because some days are long and sweet things help.

This fudge will not improve your life in any meaningful way.
It will not fix a bad week.
It will not make you more organised.

It will probably be eaten straight from the box, standing up, while doing something else.

If that sounds like your kind of thing, you know where to find it.

Go to the shop